February Dragon Errors: The Best of the Worst

No, Dragon NaturallySpeaking did not suddenly get all its speech-to-text recognition correct for the last month – it’s time for some catch-up. Or “some ketchup,” depending on the quality of your microphone. February’s blunders:

What I actually said to my computer: A couple of FYI’s
How my voice software translated it:  A couple of FY eyes

What I actually said to my computer: Thank God. 
How my voice software translated it:  Think God.

What I actually said to my computer: …and then I ran.
How my voice software translated it:  …and then Iran.

danceThe day that Dragon NaturallySpeaking made me a real Debbie-Downer:

What I actually said to my computer:  Let’s dance!
How my voice software translated it:  Less dance!

And one more:

What I actually said to my computer: Castaic Lake
How my voice software translated it:  To stay at lake

A fine February indeed.

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