Kicking Tarts at the Meta-Café?

Two recent voice recognition errors, just for kicks: 

What I actually said to my computer: he kick-starts
How my voice software translated it:  he kicks tartstart

Those poor tarts!  And what kind of eats would you get here, I wonder:

What I actually said to my computer: Let’s meet them at a restaurant
How my voice software translated it:  Let’s meet the meta-restaurant

Better to meet there than eat there, I suppose.

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