Mental Leaps and Angry Coworkers

I was talking about a recipe, but Dragon NaturallySpeaking clearly thought I was speaking esoterically:

What I actually said to my computer: Take mint leaves, and…
How my voice software translated it:  Take mental leaps and…

And one more, showing how dramatically voice software errors can alter your original intent:

What I actually said to my computer: and great coworkersTriplet construction workers frustrated or confused about something.
How my voice software translated it: angry coworkers

If you use Dragon NaturallySpeaking or some other voice recognition software, use the comments below share your humorous or bizarre speech-to-text errors.

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