We’ll assume he was talking about a rooster

Just a warning that this voice recognition error may seem inappropriate. And let me assure you, it would have been very inappropriate had I not caught the voice software’s the error before sending it to the finance department of this new client.rooster

What I actually said to my computer: calculating the gross differently …
How my voice software translated it:  cock eluding the gross differently…

Indeed that would have been a different kind of gross, and the net outcome would have been potentially disastrous had that email gone out as Dragon NaturallySpeaking wrongly interpreted my words.  Smile

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