This first voice recognition error is from Google voice mail’s blundered attempt at turning a phone message into an e-mail text message:
What the caller said: Hey, Ric, it’s Sheila.
How Google translated it: Hey, wreckage, Sheila.
I didn’t take it personally.
And this one – more trouble with names! – was done with Dragon NaturallySpeaking:
What I actually said to my computer: Al Podrasky
How my voice software translated it: help address key