Making Tourniquets–It’s a Legal Matter

Sometimes, the voice recognition software is SO CLOSE, that it almost sounds poetic:

What I actually said to my computer: Do you know how to make a tourniquet?
How my voice software translated it:  Do you know how to make attorney kits?

I’ll bet they’d be more affordable if they could be self-assembled from a kit.  One more:

What I actually said to my computer: the thematic connection
How my voice software translated it:  the fanatic connection

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