Sometimes, Dragon NaturallySpeaking is so far off in its translation of my words that I’m tempted to think it’s messing up on purpose. Like on this one, in which I was describing a bit part performance my daughter had in a recent movie:
What I actually said to my computer: You could really make her out in this funny bit by the lockers!
How my voice software translated it: You could really make around in this funny bitch is back she said!
“Bitch is back she said”?? Even if I had been dead drunk (no, I wasn’t) and slurring my speech, I don’t see how Dragon could get that from “bit by the lockers.”