Two fresh-off-the-vocal-press voice recognition errors:
What I actually said to my computer: reasonable, accurate, and thorough advice
How my voice software translated it: reasonable, accurate, and Thoreau advice
That one actually slipped by unnoticed. The e-mail recipient later told me that he tried for a long time to figure out what I meant by getting Thoreau advice, until he figured out that it was probably my voice software misunderstanding my words.
What I actually said to my computer: “I’m at the house
How my voice software translated it: “I met the house