Monthly Archives: September 2013

We’ll assume he was talking about a rooster

Just a warning that this voice recognition error may seem inappropriate. And let me assure you, it would have been very inappropriate had I not caught the voice software’s the error before sending it to the finance department of this … Continue reading

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How much is that Granny in the window?

This morning’s most memorable voice recognition error, while responding to a message I got about a Chinese martial arts movie regarding a little old lady:  What I actually said to my computer: Shaolin grandma  How my voice software translated it:  … Continue reading

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Porn for my what??

One of those embarrassing voice recognition errors (that occurred while using Dragon NaturallySpeaking for e-mail) that I’m so glad I caught before hitting “send.” What I actually said to my computer: …for an air-conditionerHow my voice software translated it:  …porn … Continue reading

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Dog Health Food?

What I actually said to my computer:  phytonutrients.  But how my voice software translated it:  Fido nutrients That’s one ruff translation by Dragon NaturallySpeaking, I’d say.

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