Monthly Archives: March 2013

Smoking Pot on a Long Run?

I was sending out an email to some of my running buddies, and what I actually said to my computer:  …with 10 of us doing the long route.  But how my voice software translated it:  with cannabis during the long … Continue reading

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Catching ketchup

What I actually said to my computer: ketchup with that  How my voice software translated it:  catch up with that

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Puerto Potties and Spearing Toledo

What I actually said to my computer:  porta-potties at the event… How my voice software translated it:  Puerto bodies at the event… And one more: What I actually said to my computer: Allay those fears How my voice software translated … Continue reading

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Close, But No Cigar

Sometimes the smallest of voice recognition software errors can completely reverse the meaning of your message. For example: What I actually said to my computer: reduce joint inflammation How my voice software translated it:  produce joint inflammation Until Dragon NaturallySpeaking … Continue reading

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Knee-high Resolutions & Medicating Issues

A voice recognition error by Dragon NaturallySpeaking software this week that left the recipient scratching his head, I’m sure: What I actually said to my computer: communications issues How my voice software translated it:  key medications issues And one more … Continue reading

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Skating Options

What I actually said to my computer: I think he will obfuscate this. How my voice software translated it:  I think he will opt to skate this.   I just hope he’s up to it.

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