Monthly Archives: September 2012

Ric’s Wreckage & Al’s Address Key

This first voice recognition error is from Google voice mail’s blundered attempt at turning a phone message into an e-mail text message: What the caller said:          Hey, Ric, it’s Sheila. How Google translated it: Hey, wreckage, Sheila. I didn’t take … Continue reading

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God did it, not me

Oops.  This voice recognition software faux pas slipped by me, going straight to a client’s inbox!  What I actually said to my computer: The file has everything that got adjusted in today’s meeting. How my voice software translated it: The … Continue reading

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Making Tourniquets–It’s a Legal Matter

Sometimes, the voice recognition software is SO CLOSE, that it almost sounds poetic: What I actually said to my computer: Do you know how to make a tourniquet? How my voice software translated it:  Do you know how to make … Continue reading

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