Monthly Archives: November 2011

Profitable Prophets

More voice recognition errors offering proof that we are still smarter than PCs: What I actually said to my computer: I’ve been in nonstop meetings How my voice software translated it:  I’ve been announced up meetings. Common sense helps the … Continue reading

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Copping a Calculation

Here’s another voice recognition error that fits the category of, “Thank goodness, I caught this one before hitting “send”: What I actually said to my computer: my second calculation How my voice software translated it: my second copulation After all, … Continue reading

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Trucks Rule, Structurally Speaking, and Tolls Suck in Tulsa

If you weren’t entirely certain whether I said “One year ago” or if I actually said “When you’re a goat” – even if it sounded more like the latter – you would of course assume the former because it makes … Continue reading

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