Monthly Archives: February 2011

Those Valued Male Cows

What I actually said to my computer: valuable How my voice software translated it:  buy you a bull

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Rich and Retro

What I actually said to my computer: retroactive How my voice software translated it:  rich or active

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Gay Day and Sex for Six

Some of the voice recognition errors in today’s post are off color, so don’t read this if you feel you may be easily offended. Reminder:  these are software blunders, not anything intentionally inappropriate that I typed.  But I admit, I … Continue reading

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Just Your Standard Rape, Nothing Special

Sometimes, the translation is not just wrong, but seriously embarrassing.  Here are two recent voice recognition errors that stood out: What I actually said to my computer: We’re having trouble with our e-mails. How my voice software translated it:  We’re … Continue reading

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